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you write such pretty words.....

but life's no storybook

Created on 2003-09-08 15:28:27 (#1312332), last updated 2009-10-03

1,555 comments received, 2,056 comments posted

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Name:Elizabeth
Birthdate:1988-06-23
Location:statesville, North Carolina, United States
Website:myspace
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So there was this women and she was on an airplane and she's flying to meet her fiancé
sailing high above the largest ocean on planet earth and she was seated next to this man
who you know she had tried to start a conversation but really the only thing
she heard him say was to order his bloody mary.
and she's sitting there and she's reading this really arduous magazine article about this
third world country that she couldn't even pronounce the name of.
and she's feeling very bored and very despondent.
and then uh suddenly there's this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out
and they started just falling thirty thousand feet and the pilots on the microphone and
he's saying, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Oh My God, I'm Sorry"
and apologizing and she looks at the man and she says, "where are we going"
and he looks at her and he says, "We're going to a party, it's a birthday party.
It's your birthday party, happy birthday darling.
We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much."

and then he starts humming this little tune and it kind of goes like this....





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